A faster, mobile(r) web with Emoji

Today we’re announcing Google Translate support for Emoji, built directly into Chrome for Android and iOS. You can now read all your favorite web content using efficient and emotive illustrations, instead of cumbersome text. Our translation algorithm interprets not just the definition of the words on a webpage, but also their context, tone and if appropriate, facial expression. It then distills text into articulate, meaningful symbols so you can get more out of every screen.

As more of our web browsing moves to phones and tablets, it’s become clear that the written language on small screens can’t keep up with our ravenous hunger for information. We’re forced to scroll, swipe and pinch our way through screenfuls of words each and every day. At first we thought we could help solve this problem by improving global finger strength and minimizing extremity fatigue on the mobile web, but that only resulted in incremental improvements in browsing efficiency. We knew we needed a 10x solution for a 10x problem.

One evening, exhausted from our research, the solution appeared to us in multi-colored pixelated glory from our smartphones…

Suddenly we realized that we could apply the magic of Emoji to webpages. Not only does this pictorial and theatrical language allow us to communicate complex emotions, it’s also far more compact. One Emoji symbol can easily replace dozens of characters, improving efficiency and comprehension on the go. It turns out the best way to communicate in the future is to look to the past: the ancient Egyptians were really onto something with their hieroglyphs.

To view webpages in Emoji today on your Android and iOS devices, make sure you have the latest version of Chrome for Mobile from the Play Store or App Store. Then simply tap on the menu icon and select the “Translate to Emoji” option. Tap “Reload” to view the original page. This feature is currently only available in English.

By bringing emojis to the web, we hope to improve the efficiency of all communications and make it easier for you to get more out of the web on your phone and tablet.

Update April 2: April Fools! Unfortunately, it turns out crying cats don’t help everyone read legal documents faster on the web. We’ll keep searching for a solution before next April 1 though!

Posted by Josh Estelle, Software Engineer and Modern Scribe ;)

Guess Salman Khan Movie Names

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Guess the TV Ads / Brands

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Guess the Malayalam Films whatsapp emoticons quiz

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Guess the Names of Villages and Towns of Kutch

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There is a drum full of milk

There is a drum full of milk,
people come for buying milk in the range of 1-40 litres.
You can have only 4 cans to draw milk out of drum.
Tell me what should be the measurement of these four cans
so that you can measure any amount of milk
in the range of 1-40 litres.

Akbar, Birbal and Farmer’s well puzzle

Akbar, Birbal and Farmer’s well puzzle

A farmer and his neighbor once went to Emperor Akbar’s court with a complaint. “Your Majesty, I bought a well from him,” said the farmer pointing to his neighbor, “and now he wants me to pay for the water.” “That’s right, your Majesty,” said the neighbor. “I sold him the well but not the water!” The Emperor asked Birbal to settle the dispute.

How can Birbal solve the dispute?

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Lets see how good cricket fan you are?

Let’s see how good cricket fan you are?
How many runs a single player can score in One day match (50 overs/ 300 balls)… No ‘no balls’, no wides, no extras, no over throws.

So how much runs he can score max?



Answer : 1653
Explanation : An opening Batsman scores 5 Sixes in first 5 Balls and then takes 3 runs of the last ball to stay on strike for the next over. Thus he scores 5x6 + 3 = 33 runs per over. Thus in 50 overs he should score 50x33 = 1650 but for the last ball of the last over he can get a 6 instead of 3 runs so in the last over he score 3 runs more than 33 runs. Thus the max a batsman can score in 50 overs match is 1650+3 = 1653.
Theoretically a batsman can run more than 3 runs in a ball but i assumed 3 runs per ball to be a little practical.

New Sardar Jokes

Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...

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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...

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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi...

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1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...

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Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h.
Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu...
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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...

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Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1
behan mere naal hi vyaahi h.

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Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...

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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent.
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,
alle alle.

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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h.

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I live in water

Solve this.......😇

I LIV IN WATER, IF U CUT MY HEAD I AM AT UR DOOR, IF U CUT MY TAIL I Am  FRUIT. IF U CUT BOTH THEN I AM WITH U...

🔧101% brain work.
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Dimag hai to answer do!

Dimag hai to
answer do!
Vo kya chiz hai
jo saal me 1 bar,
mahine me 2 bar,
hafte me 4 bar,
aur din me 6 bar
aati hai..?
It's challange 4 u.
Ans me..?..
It's Challenge u 
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Reply in 24 Hours.
You can Send this SMS to All ur Friends.
ur Time Starts Now.

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The answer is odd numbers
year = 12 the '1' is odd (that's 1)
month = 4 weeks, so there's 2 odd weeks '1' and '3' (that's 2)
Week = 7 days 1,3,5 and 7 are odd (that's 4)
day =12 hours 1,3,5,7,9,11 are odd (that's 6)

Guess the Names of Shampoo

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Gujju Jokes

Gujju Tip 1 : Thepla is our bread and Athaanu is our butter.

Gujju Tip 2 : A Gujju may feel tired after 10 mins of Walking,
But the same Gujju is still energetic after 5 hours of Non Stop Garba !!

Gujju Tip 3 : You are a 'pakka' gujju if you have gossiped about someone for hours and then said, "javade aapde shu"

Gujju Tip 4 : "Every Gujju will introduce their spouse as "Aa mara Mrs. Chhe or Aa mara Mr. chhe" !

Gujju Tip 5 : The World says Save Electricity, Save Water, Save Nature;
But Gujju says: Sev Puri, Sev Khaman, Sev Gathiya etc.

Ek party ma , Gujjubhai asked a girl, "Tame dance karso" ?
Chokri ubhi thai gayi ane boli
"Haan"
Gujjubhai: "Toh aa khursi hun lai jau"?
gujju rocks..
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British: Can u Swim?
gujarati : No
British:  Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
gujarati:  Can u Swim?
British: Yes
gujarati: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked gujarati Rocks. 

Computer hacking investigator

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of 'Computer Hacking Investigator.'

The boss asked him , "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview."
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Chrome Experiments, now featuring Chromecast

The launch of the Google Cast SDK and Chromecast means anyone can develop applications that take advantage of the biggest screen in the house—the TV.

We got excited about using the TV as a place for people to collaborate, so we started tinkering with ways for people to play with photos using their phones and tablets—like an interactive slideshow. The experiment became Photowall for Chromecast, a new Chrome Experiment that lets your friends collaborate and display images in real time on the TV.

Setting up a Photowall is easy. You’ll need to have a Chromecast plugged into your TV*, then you can create a Photowall from your laptop, phone or tablet. Once you’re set up, you and your friends can start sending photos directly to the big screen. When you’re finished, a YouTube video of your Photowall is automatically generated, which is perfect for sharing with everyone who took part. The Photowall app for your iPhone, iPad, or Android device will be available starting today.

If you’re a developer and you want to make your own multi-screen experience, we hope you’ll roll up your sleeves and start experimenting with Chromecast as well. We'll also share some behind-the-scenes tips for developers and will be hosting a Google Developers Live Hangout in the next few weeks.

Posted by Iain Tait, Creative Director and Selfie Snapper

*If you don’t have a Chromecast yet, you can still check out the experiment by selecting the option of setting up your Photowall on your computer screen.

What is so fragile that when you say it's name you break it ?

What is so fragile that when you say it's name you break it?

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?


Answer : Happy Birthday song (it can be sung with anyone's name in it)

More precious than gold, but cannot be bought

More precious than gold, but cannot be bought,
Can never be sold, only earned if it’s sought,
If it is broken it can still can be mended,
At birth it can’t start nor by death is it ended.


Answer : Friendship

I live in a busy place in the city

I live in a busy place in the city,
I’ll let you stay with me for awhile,
If you don’t feed me, I can get you into trouble.
What am I?


Answer : A parking Meter

In the marble walls as white as milk

In the marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there to this stronghold
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.


Answer : An egg or egg yolk

I am a word of five letters People Eat me!

Solve dis riddle

I am a word of five letters!
People eat me!
If u remove my 1 letter i will be a form of energy!
If u remove my first 2 letters i will be needed 4 living.
If u remove my first 3 letters i will be a preposition
If u remove my first 4 letters i will be a drink 4 u.
Answer if u r mastermind!

Ans:_________❓❓❓❓❓
Answer : WHEAT

Guess this popular Dialogues

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Tell a seven letter English word

Tell a seven letter English word in which:
First two letters indicate a boy.
First three letters indicate a girl.
First four letters indicate a boy.
And whole word indicates a girl.
let’s see who’s first, Brain teaser for all of you.


Answer : Heroine

It is a 9 letter word

It is a 9 letter word- 123456789,
If u lose it you die,
If you have 234, you can 1234,
56 is one type of disease,
89 indicates exact location & time,
2 & 7 are same letter, 3 & 8 are same letter, 5 & 9 are same letter.
Guess the word!?



Answers : Heartbeat

Suggest a name which is answer to all 4 questions

Suggest a name which is answer to all 4 questions ?

1. One sweet dish name?
2. One medicine name?
3. One Bollywood film name?
4. One girl’s name

—In Hindi–
Koi aisa jawab dijiye jo in 4 ka 1 hi naam ho?

1. Ek mithai ka naam?
2. Ek dawa ka naam?
3. Ek film ka naam?
4. Ek ladki ka naam?

I m a 7 letter word

I m a 7 letter word
You read me daily
my 5 6 7 letter increase every year
3 and 4 letter are same
My 3 2 5 letter cover 79% of the world.
What am i ?

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MESSAGE

A lift is on the ground floor

A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me. 
When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in.
The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in.
It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in.
Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor.
Everyone dies in the lift. 
How did I survive?

Let's see how smart you are
Apart from the word 'Statement',
which other word
begins with S and ends with T?

We will announce the winners later!

A teacher walks into d classroom

Let's see how Intelligent u are:
A teacher walks into d
Classroom
and says; If only Yesterday was Tomorrow,
Today would have been a Saturday.

Now on which Day did the Teacher make dis Statement???

Try your answers in the comment section before seeing the actual answer here !


Answer : Monday

After marriage realization

On a Friday evening, hsbnd asks his wife:
Shall we have a nice weekend... Wife: Sure...Sure  why not:-) Husband: ok thanx... See U on Monday
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Wife to Husband: "Shall we have Tandoori Chicken to celebrate our wedding anniversary?"
Husband:"Why punish the poor chicken for my mistake...?"
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A man went to the marriage bureau to reserve wedding date...
Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office ...
"Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm... you may use this time to think again"
...  ... 
DARPOK Hai Wo log jo,
single hain..,Shaadi nahi Karte...

Saala Jigar chahiye,
BARBAAD Hone Ke Liye....

Mental Hospital Test

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not??

Dr: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub...

Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use da bucket bcoz its bigger...

Dr: "No, A normal person would pull da drain plug!! Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...

Aap ne bhi bucket soocha tha na..... please go to bed no. 40....

Guess TV Channels Names quiz

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An old lady and conductor

Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹
An old lady always gave the bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday.
Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I don't have teeth to munch them.
"Conductor: "Then why did you buy them?"
Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!"😜😂😂😂

Guess the body parts whatsapp quiz

Let's see who is a genius here:
Guess The Body Parts
1. A Thing That A Carpenter Use
2. Something That A Shoe Has
3. Name Of An Airlines
4. Excess Of Anything
5. Symbol Of Love
6. Defense People Base Known As
7. An Animal Like Rabbit Which Runs Fast
8. An Evergreen Tree Of Warm Region
9. One Side Of A Coin
10. Looks Like Walnut
11. Something That A Table Has
12. What Do U Call Yourself
Example: 1. Nail

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What starts with E, ends with E riddle

What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter?

Answer : An envelope!

Chromecast: now casting in 11 more countries

Superheroes, cliff divers, fearless reporters or pop icons—whatever you like to watch, Chromecast makes it easy to bring it from a phone, tablet or laptop to the biggest screen in your house: the TV. Since announcing Chromecast in the U.S., we’ve grown to include more of your favorite apps and websites. Those numbers will continue to grow, and we want to bring Chromecast to more people around the world. Today Chromecast is available in an additional 11 countries—Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Spain, Sweden and the U.K.

In addition to your favorite apps like YouTube, Google Play Movies, Google Play Music and Netflix (where available), we’re working with local content providers to bring even more of the movies and TV shows you love to Chromecast. Apps will start rolling out today, and include BBC iPlayer in the U.K.; France TV Pluzz and SFR TV in France with CANALPLAY coming soon; and Watchever in Germany with Maxdome coming soon. So instead of huddling around your laptop to watch Sherlock solve the next crime or getting caught up on all the workplace drama in Stromberg, you can cast it, sit back, and watch together on the big screen.

Chromecast will keep getting better. We recently opened up Chromecast to developers, and in a few short weeks more than 3,000 developers worldwide have signed up to bring their apps and websites to Chromecast. You’ll soon have more TV shows, movies, videos, sports, music and games to choose from. Stay up-to-date on the latest apps that work with Chromecast at chromecast.com/apps.

So if you’re in one of these 11 countries, look for Chromecast starting today at Amazon, Google Play, Currys PC World, Elkjøp, FNAC, Saturn, Media Markt and other retailers.

Happy casting!

Posted by Mario Queiroz, Vice President of Product Management, Chromecast

Guess the Bollywood Actress names

Guess the Bollywood Actress names from the given clues :
1. she is a dot on your forehead
2. she is always new
3. she is for your brother
4. she is a full moon
5. she is for your eyes
6. she is remembered by a monument
7. she is 4 your neck
8. she is on d cheeks
9. she is a flower
10. she is a fruit
11. she is your fortune
12. she is a magic
13. she is on your palm
14. she is what we call shyness
15. she is love of a mother


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one girl sent this instead of her name in whatsapp

One Girl Sent this Instead of her name in Whatsapp
Can you figure out the girls name

Give your answers in the Comments !

Colgate Taquila

Dear Colgate..

Now that you've added salt and lemon...
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Please tell us when u add Takila...
.
so we can brush 6 times a day.... 😆😋

Why ladies have long hair

Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
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Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
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Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....
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These are 15 things which we see daily, correct the spelling

It's CHALLENGE 4 U 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeh 15 Cheezen h jo hum Roz dekhte h, Spelling theek karni h...
These are 15 things which we see daily, correct the spelling ...
01. Libngdsiu =  (In some versions 1 is Dysmoemgjiahna= which has no answer)
02. Evtlesnioi =
03. Miet =
04. Boilme =
05. Ishtr =
06. Agdrne =
07. Solhoc =
08. sjdmai =
09. Tsere =
10. Yclecs =
11. Neplci =
12. Odosr =
13. Thgli =
14. Sglas =
15. Owilpl =

NOTE : Q NO 1 has 30 marks , all others  5 marks each
TOTAL MARKS:100
PASSING MARKS 70%
Time Limit = 1 day
Solve it !

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1. Building
2. Television
3. Time
4. Mobile
5. Shirt
6. Garden
7. School
8. Masjid
9. Trees
10. Cycles
11. Pencil
12. Doors
13. Light
14. Glass
15. Pillow

Which letter comes next in the series? S, M, H, D, W, M, * ?

Which letter comes next in the series? S, M, H, D, W, M, * ?

Answer :

Y because it goes (s)econd (m)inute (h)hour (d)ay (w)eek (m)onth (y)ear.

Drunk men Jokes

Man calls wife after daaru party: Ghar nahin aa sakta.
Car ka steering-Break-Gear sab chori ho gaye.

After 1hr, he calls back again: Aa raha hoon, galti se pichhli seat pe baith gaya tha....

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Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."

Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"
...
Man replies "My Wife"!!!

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Here are the answers to the Quiz " Guess the Bollywood Actress Names"
1. Bindia
2. Nutan
3. Rakhi
4. Poonam Dhillon
5. Kajol
6. Mumtaz
7. Mala
8. Dimple Kapadia
9. Juhi Chawla
10. Not sure (Maushami)
11. Bhagyashree
12. Karishma Kapoor
13. Rekha
14. Sharmila Tagore
15. Mamta Kulkarni

Four kinds of men

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THERE ARE 4 KINDS OF MEN..

1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most .

2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most..

3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most..
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Jai mata di....
      
And the special one. --      
THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfrnd. But they love their camel the most!! Vallaah Habibi!!.....

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

When we are in heaven our money is still in the bank.
When we are alive we don't have enough monvey to spend.
When we are gone there is still a lot of money not spent.
One tycoon in China passed away,
His widow, left with $1.9 billion in the bank, remarried his chauffeur.
His chauffeur said, "All the while I thought I was working for my boss. Now only I realise that my boss was all the time working for me !!! "
The cruel reality is:
It is more important to live longer than to have more wealth.
So we must strive to have a strong and healthy body,
it doesn't matter who is working for who.
A high end hand phone, 70% of the functions are useless.
An expensive car, 70% of the speed is not needed.
A luxurious villa, 70% of the space is not occupied.
A whole wardrobe of clothes, 70% of it is not worn.
A whole life of earning, 70% is for other people to use.
So we must protect and make full use of our 30%.
Go for medical exam even if not sick.
Drink more water even if not thirsty.
Must let go even if faced with grave problems.
Must give in even if you are in the right.
Must be humble even if you are very powerful.
Must be contented even if you are not rich.
Must exercise even if you are very busy. .
Jiyo Dil Se kyunki....
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara !!

Exam Jokes

Now that Exam days are back....
So Refresh your Mind,
With this cool msgs...

What is education...???
Education is nothing but wasting 1/4th of your life to know how to waste 3/4th of your life..


Har taraf padhaayi ka saaya hai..
Papero mein number kisne paaya hi..
Hum to yuhi jaate hai paper dene..
Aur dost kehte hai, dekho aaj phir padke aaya hai..


Book khulti hai..
Exam ka samaah hota hai...
Isi mausam mein to dimaagh tabaah hota hai...
Dimaagh ki baatein Answer sheet pe nahi aati...
Yeh afsaana to Marksheet pe bayaan hota hai...


Samundar bhar syllabus hai
Nadi bhar padh paate hai
Baalti bhar yaad rehta hai
Mug bhar likh paate hai
Chullu bhar number aate hai
Doob kar mar jaate hai


Kehte hai ishq mein neend ud jaati hai...
Kehte hai ishq mein neend udjaati hai...
Kambaqht koi humse bhi ishq kare..
Exam sar per hai aur humein neend bahot aati hai...


Arz kiya hai....
Woh mud mud kar hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe...
Woh mud mud kar humein dekh rahe the aur hum unhe...
Kyuki...
Exam mein na unhe kuch aata tha aur na hume..😆


Kehdo un padhne waalo se
Kabi hum bhi padaa karte the,
Jitna syllabus padh kar wo TOP karte hain..
Utna to hum chhod diya karte they..

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Padh likh kar kya karna hai..
Aaqir ek din sabko marna hai..
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya toh phir...
Saala... pehli class se hi toh padhna hai... so enjoy life...

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Teacher:- bacchon kasam khao kabhi sharaab, cigarette nahin piyoge...
Non- veg nahin khaaoge..
Ladki nahi chhedoge.
Desh ke liye apni jaan dedoge..
Bacche:- dedenge... aisi jaan ka karenge bhi kya
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A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping.. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa!I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar's wife.

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The Sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."😵

4 cheezon ka naam HINDI mein batao

Suna hai ki yeh group bahut dimag wala hai. To in 4 cheezon ke naam HINDI mein batao....
1. Ambulance
2. Mobile
3. Tube light
4. Sim

Sab ke liye Khulla Challenge !!!!!

Try before answering !!

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Reason to drink

Jab Maine "Daru"
Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya..

Aur Maine.. "Daru"
Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

Lekin tab Maine
in tamaam logo k baare me socha..

KISAAN- jo angur ugaate hai,

Wo "Daru" factory ke MAZDOOR ,

Wo kaanch ki bottel k factory me kaam karnewale MAZDOOR,

Wo baar me Nachne waali gareeb BAR DANCER,

Wo baar mai kaam karnewale WAITER,

Wo KABADI jo bottle ikattha karte hai,

In sabko laad ke chalne wale gareeb TRUCK DRIVER,

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi...

Aur  bas...
Usi Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

I will Drink Regularly..

Kyunki...

"Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,
Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.."

Plz Send 2 all frnds 
Let them also join us..

Jiyo or jine do, piyo or pine do..

Good News Bad news

Wife: I have a good news and a bad news.

Husband: I m very busy. Just give me the good news.

Wife: the airbags in our new AUDI worked perfectly fine.
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Answers to Guess this Popular Dialogues

Question to " Guess this Popular Dialogues " Whatsapp Emoticons quiz
Answers to " Guess this Popular Dialogues " whatsapp emoticons quiz

1.Rishte me hum tumhare baap lagte hai
2.Kutte, Kamine main tera khoon pi jaoonga
3.Tali kabhi ek haath se nahi bajti
4.Main tere ander itne chhed kar dunga ki samajh nahi aayega, saans kahan se le aur pade kahan se… dabang
5.Basanti, in kutto ke saamne mat naachna
6.Pushpa, i hate tears re
7.akeli ladki khuli tizori ki tarah hoti hai.
8.Mo gam bow khus hua....
9.Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do. Babuji ne kaha ghar chod do. Tum kehti ho sharab chod do. Kisi din kahogi ye duniya
10.Mere pass bank balance hai, ghar hai, bangla hai, car hai, tere pass kya hai ?

Answers to Guess the TV Ads / Brands

Question of " Guess the TV Ads / Brands " whatsapp emoticons quiz
Answer to Guess the TV Ads / Brands Whatsapp quiz
1. Philips
2. Whirlpool
3. Videocon
4. Sundrop
5. Panasonic
6. Sony
7. AXE

Answer to Guess the Malayalam Films Whatsapp Quiz

Question of Guess the Malayalam Films / Movies Whatsapp quiz
Answer to Guess the Malayalam Film / Movies whatsapp quiz
1. Aaram Thanmuran
2. China Town
3. Don't Know the answer (Put it in comment section)
4. Ishtamane 100 vattam
5. Valathottu Thirinjal Nalamathe Veedu
6. Left Right Left
7. Bhootha Kannadi
8. Run Baby Run
9. Neelakasham Pachakkadal Chuvanna Bhoomi
10. Adhyathe kanmani
11. Manivathoorile 1000 shivarathrikal
12. Traffic
13. Don't Know the answer (Put it in comment section)
14. Don't Know the answer (Put it in comment section)
15. Don't Know the answer (Put it in comment section)

Answer to Akbar, Birbal and Farmer's well puzzle

Question to Akbar, Birbal and Farmer's well Puzzle

Answer : Birbal asks the Farmer's Neighbour to pay storage fee or take out all the water from the well that he is storing in the farmer's well and just give the Farmer his well.

Answers to 4 cheezon ka naam hindi mein

Question to 4 cheezon ka naam hindi mein batao
Answers to 4 cheezon ka naam hindi mein batao

1. Ambulance - Aapatkaal Vaahan
2. Mobile - Doorbhashak Yantra
3. Tube Light - Prakash Nali  OR  Nali Batthi
4. Sim - Grahak Parichay Yantra

Answers to Guess TV Channels Names

Question of Whatsapp quiz " Guess TV Channel Names "
Answers to " Guess TV Channel Names " Whatsapp emoticon quiz
1. Star Plus
2. Colors
3. Star Sports
4. Zee TV
5. Sony
6. M TV
7. NDTV
8. Sun TV
9. Times Now
10. Animal Planet
11. Ten Sports
12. Channel V
13. Sab TV
14. Homeshop18
15. Star world
16. Food Food
17. BBC
18. 9xm
19. M Tunes
20. Z cafe

Answers to Guess the Names of Shampoo

Question of "Guess the Names of Shampoo"
Answer to Guess the Names of Shampoo Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz
1. Garnier
2. Chick shampoo
3. Redken Diamond Oil Shampoo
4. Herbal essence
5. Organix hair
6. Pantene
7. Clinic Plus
8. Neutrogena
9. Sunsilk
10. Aveda
11. Tresemme
12. Head & Shoulders
13. Camille Beckman
14. L’Oreal
15. Dove

Answers to Guess the body parts quiz

Question to "Guess the Body Parts whatsapp quiz"
Answers to Guess the Body parts whatsapp quiz
1. Nails
2. Heels
3. Thigh
4. Waist
5. Heart
6. Arms
7. Hair
8. Palm
9. Head
10. Brain
11. Legs
12. Eye

Answer to Guess Salman Khan Movie Names

Question of Whatsapp Quiz " Guess Salman Khan Movie Names "
Answer to Whatsapp Quiz " Guess Salman Khan Movie Names "
1. Chal mere bhai
2. Maine pyar kiya
3. Pyar kiya tho darna kya
4. Maine pyar kyu kiya
5. Hum saath saath hao
6. Ek tha Tiger
7. Bodyguard
8. Ready
9. Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
10. Auzaar
11. Tere naam
12. Babul
13. Salaam-e-ishq
14. London dreams
15. Kyunki