Thursday 27 February 2014

Hands-free Google Voice Search in Chrome

If you've ever tried to cook and search at the same time—say, when your hands are covered in flour and you need to know how many ounces are in a cup—you know it can be tricky. With the latest Chrome Beta, you can search by voice on Google—no typing, clicking or hand-washing required. Simply open a new tab or visit Google.com in Chrome, say "Ok Google," and then start speaking your search. This will be rolled out to English (U.S.) users on Windows, Mac and Linux over the next few days, with support for additional languages and Chrome OS coming soon. Here are a few examples to get you started:
  • Perform searches: Say “Ok Google, how many ounces are in a cup?” 
  • Set a timer: Say “Ok Google, set a timer for 30 minutes” 
  • Create a reminder for Google Now: Say “Ok Google, remind me to pick up dessert at 6pm tonight”
To enable this feature, visit Google.com, click on the mic icon, then click on “Enable Ok Google:"
Here’s what it looks like in action:



To learn more about Voice Search in Chrome, please visit the Help Center

Import supervised users onto new computers
The latest Chrome beta also makes it easy for you to set up Chrome supervised users on multiple devices. Supervised users makes it easy to help your family members explore the web in a managed environment. You can determine sites you want to allow or block, and manage permissions for any sites your family member has requested to view. If you create a supervised user, now you can let that user browse on any device in your home with the new “Import” option. When you import a supervised user, all their permissions will then be synced across devices. 

Here’s how to do it:
  1. Click the Chrome menu on the browser toolbar and select Settings.
  2. In the "Users" section, click Add new user.
  3. Click “Import an existing supervised user”
  4. Select the user you’d like to import from the list
  5. Click “Import supervised user”



This improvement to supervised users is currently supported on Windows, Mac and Linux, and will become available on Chromebooks soon. Ji Adam Dou, Software Engineer and Search Whisperer

Tuesday 25 February 2014

Man woman and donkey equation

Equations! - This is the best.
I have read in a LONG time!

Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
 Good Morning 

Husband - Today is a fine day

Wah wah Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.

Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?

Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you..

Monday 24 February 2014

Management lesson

Management Lesson :

One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man.

The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.

The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself.

The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly.

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story: One must not engage in duties other than his own.



Now take a new look at the same story.

The washer man was like a typical top management corporate guy.

He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box.

He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.

He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a research approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it.

Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and the donkey became his favorite pet.

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well.

In the Appraisal the dog managed an "8".

The donkey was rated as "9".

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards.

Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a switch....

Moral of the story-Remains the same- "One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional..!!

Sunday 23 February 2014

Guess the Cars Model or Brand Names

Whatsapp Emoticons quiz about " Guess the Cars Model or Brand Names "
Guess the car Companies, cars model or brand names and give your answers in the comment section.









Answers to Guess the Cars Model and Brand Names

I am a 7 letter word

I am a 7 letter word; a lot of kids love me.
My 5th and 6th letters are the same.
My first 3 letters is a means of transport.
1234 have two wheels, 234 is an ability or skill.
My 1537 is seeds of a plant.
What am I?

Click here for Answer

CARTOON

Saturday 22 February 2014

14 stories worth reading and forwarding

Coming up.... 14 stories worth reading, feeling & forwarding..

1. Fall and Rise

Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said, "Believe it or not, that's almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago . 

2. A father's advice

Today, my father told me, "Just go for it and give it a try! You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic 

3. The power of uniqueness.

Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70's – what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, "Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing. 

4. Looking Back

Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, "Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. 

5. Try and U shall know

I am blind by birth. When I was 8 years old, I wanted to play baseball. I asked my father- "Dad, can I play baseball?" He said "You'll never know until you try." When I was a teenager, I asked him, - "Dad Can I become a surgeon?". He replied "Son, you'll never know until you try." Today I am a Surgeon, just because I tried!

6. GOODNESS & GRATITUDE

Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn't recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, "On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center." 

7. LOVE CONQUERS PAIN

Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face. 

8. A DOOR CLOSES TO OPEN ANOTHER

Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too. A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow. 

9. LOOKING BACK

Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother's hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died. She simply said, "I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often." 

10. AFFECTION

Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy. 

11. INNOCENCE

Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, "Why?" She replied, "So you can help me save the planet." I chuckled again and asked, "And why do you want to save the planet?" "Because that's where I keep all my stuff," she said.

12. JOY

Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter's antics, I suddenly realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again. 

13. KINDNESS

Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me. He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said, "I hope you feel better soon.". 

14. SHARING

Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe. He said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating. The first thing the man said was, "We can share it."

Good Morning...

Have a great weekend...

Joe was a housekeeper

This is hilarious!!

Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss's wine bottle and replacing it with water.  ?

The boss, Sam, did suspect him but tolerated it for a while..

But when this became a daily routine, Sam decided to do something to trap Joe.

So he shouted: "Joe?"

Joe answered from the kitchen: "Yes boss?"

Sam: "Who drank my wine and added water in the bottle?" 

There was no answer from the kitchen. 

The boss repeated the question, still no answer.  

The angry boss marched to the kitchen and threatened Joe,

"What the hell is going on? When I call your name you respond with 'Yes Boss' and when I ask you a question, you remain silent. What is this !!!"

Joe said: "It is like this. In the kitchen, you can hear only your name being called..

You don't hear anything else that is said, I swear."

Sam: "How is that possible? All right, I will prove you wrong..

You stay right here in the hall with Madam,

I will go to the kitchen and you ask me a question, OK?"

So the boss went to the kitchen.

Joe shouted: "Boss?"

Boss: "Yes Joe?"

Joe: "Who becomes intimate with the maid in Madam's absence?"

Silence - no reply. ?

Joe again: "Who made the maid pregnant?"

No reply.

Joe, yet again: "And who arranged for her abortion?"

Sam came running from the kitchen and said: "you are right Joe. When one is in kitchen, one can't hear anything but one's name.  That's bloody strange!"?...

Thursday 20 February 2014

Indian jokes

Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he.

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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G.
Ans: It's Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

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Mayawati came 2 lalu's housewith an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.

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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"

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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi

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Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE &ME.

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Teacher: can you defined who is leacturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping.

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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi...

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Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti h.   Enjoyyyyyy........

Facebook buys whatsapp

Zukerberg's one year whatsapp subscription was about to expire .. So he  bought whatsapp. . 

Facebook is buying everything where people do timepass.

I guess they will buy Indian parliament next. 

General Jokes

I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .

•—————————————-
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect

and
our new generation

.
.
removes
head phones
to give respect!

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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt…..?

Answer-
Both don’t care for INDIANS…!!!
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Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?”

His honest reply,

“MISSING u!”
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India is running on trial and error……..

Error was congress and now trial will be BJP
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement…!

Helper required..

Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
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ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain… __________________________________
Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to “Ram-Sita” ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai…! __________________________________

What a Great New Generation it is!!
5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked
Why are you crying ? Tell me I’m your friend naa..

Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!! __________________________________

Wednesday 19 February 2014

Killer shayaris

Killer shayaris.......
Using ur brain is strictly & very strictly prohibited..



1) Na jaan Na pehchaan,
Tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman
🎼..



2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber
📊..




3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,
Dial 139 for railway enquiry...

🚋🚋




4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off
..




5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..




6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK
..



7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...



8) Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...



9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna
....



10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala
..!!


11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach
MDH.....MDH ...!!

12) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..


13) Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!!

Jaldi Forward karo market me naya hai

😛😛😛

Husband and wife jokes

The sweetest msg:

Husband to wife : You  should learn to hug ur mistakes.


The Wife  immediately hugged Him! 😄
You can't stop laughing..
😀😃😄😛😝😜😜😜😃😄😜😜

Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....

Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! 😂😂
😜😜😜😜😜😜
WIFE: Suno ji; agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa
☺😝😱😏

😘Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..🏃😆😀
Blast of the day:

Wife was kidnapped.

Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded  money.

Husband replied "ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."😡

MUNDI  Bhej  MUNDI" 😜😝

Monday 17 February 2014

Malayalis Mallu jokes - enough of sardar jokes

Tribute to all mallu folks! Cheers!!! Enough of Sardar jokes……Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!!!!

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax.

2) Where did the Malayali study?    
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.                           

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch or a Maask.                         

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'.    

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where ".

17) Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.

Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of  kokanet oil.                  
Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs....
(My Mallu friends, no offence, its just a forward..zimbly read and yenjay)

Sunday 16 February 2014

Hallelujah Amen

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And the congregation cried,"Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried,"Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."

Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from that river."

THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED, "HALLELUJAH!!!"

Thursday 13 February 2014

Nadella and his relatives

Conversation between nadella and relatives:

Nadella: I'm the CEO of microsoft

Relatives: you didn't get into infy? 

Nadella: don't you know Microsoft? We make windows!

Relatives: you studied so much to end up being a carpenter? 

Nadella: not real windows! We make and sell the windows software.

Relatives: people buy windows software? We thought it's open source and available on all torrent websites.

Nadella: that's piracy! 

Relatives: no, it's 'windows'. What kind of a CEO are you? 😐

Nadella: I'm the CEO of Microsoft. Not just windows.

Relatives: oh ok. Bring us ipods and iPhones when you come here. 

Nadella: ah forget it. 
Nadella's Neighbour Aunty: "Aur Beta, kya kar rhe ho aajkal?"
Kuch nahi Aunty, bas kuch din pehle he Microsoft ka CEO bana.
"Acha hai, humara golu toh TCS mein Team lead ban gaya.. Tumne nahi apply kiya tha TCS mein?"

Maharashtra RTO information and registration numbers

🚩🚩Maharashtra🚩🚩 🚘🚖🚛
For information
🚘 MH-01 : Mumbai (South)
🚘 MH-02 : Mumbai (West) Andheri West
🚘 MH-03 : Mumbai (East) Anik-Wadala
🚘 MH-04 : Thane
🚘 MH-05 : Kalyan
🚘 MH-06 : Raigad
🚘 MH-07 : Sindhudurg
🚘 MH-08 : Ratnagiri
🚘 MH-09 : Kolhapur
🚘 MH-10 : Sangli
🚘 MH-11 : Satara
🚘 MH-12 : Pune
🚘 MH-13 : Solapur
🚘 MH-14 : Pimpri-Chinchwad
🚘 MH-15 : Nashik
🚘 MH-16 : Ahmednagar
🚘 MH-17 :Shrirampur
🚘 MH-18 : Dhule
🚘 MH-19 : Jalgaon
🚘 MH-20 : Aurangabad
🚘 MH-21 : Jalna
🚘 MH-22 : Parbhani
🚘 MH-23 : Beed
🚘 MH-24 : Latur
🚘 MH-25 : Osmanabad
🚘 MH-26 : Nanded
🚘 MH-27 : Amravati
🚘 MH-28 : Buldhana
🚘 MH-29 : Yavatmal
🚘MH-30 : Akola
🚘 MH-31 : Nagpur
🚘 MH-32 : Wardha
🚘 MH-33 : Gadchiroli
🚘 MH-34 : Chandrapur
🚘 MH-35 : Gondia
🚘 MH-36 : Bhandara
🚘 MH-37 : Washim
🚘 MH-38 : Hingoli
🚘 MH-39 : Nandurbar
🚘 MH-40 : Wadi/Nagpur (rural)
🚘 MH-41 : Malegaon
🚘 MH-42 : Baramati
🚘 MH-43 : Navi Mumbai/Vashi
🚘 MH-44 : Ambejogai
🚘 MH-45 : Akluj
🚘 MH-46 : Panvel
🚘 MH-47 : Borivali, Mumbai
🚘 MH-48 : Thane/Virar
🚘 MH-49 : Nagpur
🚘 MH-50 : Karad (Satara Rural)
🚘 MH-51 : Nashik Rural
 share dis knowledge 2 every1

Tuesday 11 February 2014

10 commandments of our life

Please read carefully and relate these 10 Commandments  with our life....
you may enjoy more... 

That is attitude

1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.

2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish.Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!

3) Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till ending.

4) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge?  Remember you are the architect of your life.

5) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried. That’s life.

6) It is not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with the cards which you hold.

7) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, `Relax dear it’s just a bend. Not the end'. Have Faith and have a successful life.

8) When you  are sad, try to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute` and you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit coz liars go to hell.

9) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!

10) Only two types of persons are happy in this world. First is Mad and second is Child. Be Mad to achieve what you desire and be a Child to enjoy what you have achieved.

Save it for your future referance. U may make it a habit of reading this say once in a week. This way slowly u will master the rules and will make your & your near n dears life happy & enjoyable.

Monday 10 February 2014

Some more jokes

What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...😀

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛

Who are MEN?                                     Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ....abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !!          
                              
And who are Women ??
Who go to heaven & say " apsara dekhee...no dressing sense at all!!!


Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai.. 

Aaj  ka  SUVICHAR ....
💬
"BADAAM khaane se utni
          Akkal  nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
          Aati hai... " 😆

Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai..?

Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai

The pregnant deer

THE PREGNANT DEER

In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth.
She finds a remote grass field near a strong-flowing river.
This seems a safe place.
Suddenly labour pains begin.

At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire.
She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her.
To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her.

What can the pregnant deer do?
She is in labour!

What will happen?
Will the deer survive?
Will she give birth to a fawn?
Will the fawn survive?
Or will everything be burnt by the forest fire?
Will she perish to the hunters' arrow?
Will she die a horrible death at the hands of the hungry lion approaching her?

She is constrained by the fire on the one side & the flowing river on the other & boxed in by her natural predators.

What does she do?
She focuses on giving birth to a new life.

The sequence of events that follows are:

- Lightning strikes & blinds the hunter.
- He releases the arrow which zips past the deer & strikes the hungry lion.
- It starts to rain heavily, & the forest fire is slowly doused by the rain.
- The deer gives birth to a healthy fawn.

In our life too, there are moments of choice when we are confronted on αll sides with negative thoughts and possibilities.

Some thoughts are so powerful that they overcome us & overwhelm us.

Maybe we can learn from the deer.
The priority of the deer, in that given moment, was simply to give birth to a baby.

The rest was not in her hands &  any action or reaction that changed her focus would have likely resulted in death or disaster.

Ask yourself,
Where is your focus?
Where is your faith and hope?

In the midst of any storm, do keep it on God always.
He will never ever dissapoint you. NEVER.

Remember, He neither slumbers nor sleep...
May Lord bless us All🌺🌼🌹

2% or 98%

2% or 98%

This is strange...can you figure it out?

Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.

There's no trick or surprise.

Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.



Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).












Think of a number from 1 to 10
















Multiply that number by 9





















If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits 




















Now subtract 5































Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with

(example: 1=a, 2=B, 3=c,etc.)



















Think of a country that starts with that letter

















Remember the last letter of the name of that country





















Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter




















Remember the last letter in the name of that animal





















Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter?































Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?

I told you this was FREAKY!!

If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise




















This one is.  worth sending on to others.. SERIOUSLY TRY THIS!!

Mechanic and Surgeon

Beautiful Story ....

A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle,when he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop..
He called the surgeon n said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart,took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary and u get such a huge sum.... The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close 2 his ear and said....
"Try the same when the engine is running."............

Sunday 9 February 2014

General Jokes

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
____________________________________

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
____________________________________  

TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables.
__________________________________________

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this child)
____________________________________________

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
__________________________________

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
__________________________________________  

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?                  
GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:         I  is...
TEACHER:     No, Millie...... always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'      
________________________________

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand......    
______________________________________

TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
______________________________

TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE   :         No sir, It's the same dog.    

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
____________________________________  
PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
Wife runs to home telling:"Pack your bag honey, I won 5 crore lottery"

Hubby:"Do I pack for beach or hills?

Wife:"Who cares! Just pack & get lost">=)

Friday 7 February 2014

Value has a value only if its value is valued

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, 
He asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple the note up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty.

"Now who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money.

You still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will happen. 

Never lose your value.

You are special. Don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

Fisherman got up early in morning

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea.
       
He saw a pack of stones to pass time.

He started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand,
the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond.

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...                               
                                                                       

Moral of the story:
*********************
.
.
.
.
.
.
Do not get up early in the morning...😀

Beware of female drivers

BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS and don't Challenge them :

After Accident , a male Driver Angrily said :- I showed you the Headlights and told u let
me go first ...............

Female Driver :- I also started the Wipers and said
No, No, No....

the Male Driver fainted  !!!



A big challenge 4 U

A Big Challenge 4 U!!
Time 1 Day
Total Marks 100

Ek Dada
Ek Baap
Ek Pota

3no Ki Total Age 140 Years Hai
Pota jitne Month Ka Dada utne Saal ka
Pota jinte din ka Baap utne week ka hai

Batao 3no Kitne kitne Saal k Hain?
Reply if u r Genius.

IPL 7 schedule - 3 apr to 26 may

IPL 7 (2014) Schedule

Schedule for 1st Leg which will be played in UAE (Dubai, Sharjah and Abu Dhabi)
from 16th April - 30th April


There are 5 houses in 5 different colours

There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?
The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks chocolate.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.
Only genius people can  solve this!

Thursday 6 February 2014

Chromebox, now for simpler and better meetings

[Cross-posted from the Official Google Blog]

The best meetings are face-to-face—we can brainstorm openly, collaborate closely and make faster decisions. But these days, we often connect with each other from far-flung locations, coordinating time zones and dialing into conference calls from our phones. Meetings need to catch up with the way we work—they need to be face-to-face, easier to join, and available from anywhere and any device. Starting today, they can be: Any company can upgrade their meeting rooms with a new Chromebox, built on the Chrome principles of speed, simplicity and security.

Chromebox for meetings brings together Google+ Hangouts and Google Apps in an easy-to-manage Chromebox, making it simpler for any company to have high-definition video meetings. Here are a few highlights:

  • Instant meeting room. Chromebox for meetings comes with a blazing-fast Intel Core i7-based Chromebox, a high-definition camera, a combined microphone and speaker unit and a remote control. Set up your entire room in minutes and easily manage all meeting rooms from a web-based management console. All you need is the display in your room, and you’re good to go.
  • Simpler and faster meetings. Walk into the room, click the remote once and you’re instantly in the meeting. No more complex dial-in codes, passcodes or leader PINs. Share your laptop screen wirelessly, no need for any cords and adaptors. Integration with Google Apps makes it easy to invite others and add rooms to video meetings, directly from Google Calendar.
  • Meetings with anyone, anywhere. Up to 15 participants can join the video meeting from other conference rooms, their laptops, tablets or smartphones. Need to meet with a customer who doesn’t use Chromebox for meetings? That’s easy too—all they need is a Gmail account. You can also connect to rooms that have traditional video conferencing systems using a new tool from Vidyo, and participants who prefer phones can join your meeting with a conference call number from UberConference.
Chromebox for meetings is available in the U.S. today starting at $999, which includes the ASUS Chromebox and everything you need to get going. That means for the same price that companies have typically paid for one meeting room, they'll be able to outfit 10 rooms—or more. CDW and SYNNEX will help bring Chromebox for meetings to customers and resellers, and Chromeboxes from HP and Dell will be available for meetings in the coming months. Later this year, we plan to launch in Australia, Canada, France, Japan, New Zealand, Spain and the U.K.

Companies like Eventbrite, Gilt, oDesk and Woolworths have been testing Chromebox for meetings, and have told us that they love the simple setup, the ease of use, and being able to see their colleagues in other offices. More importantly, the low price will enable them to extend these benefits to even more employees, rooms and offices. Find out how Chromebox for meetings can help you and your coworkers see eye-to-eye. Happy meetings, everyone!

Caesar Sengupta, VP, Product Management

Wednesday 5 February 2014

Why men are not allowed to write in love columns

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED
TO RUN ADVICE In LOVE
COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES
AND NEWSPAPERS

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

Reply by male columnist:
Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!! 

Whatsapia

What's WhatsApia ?
There's a new illness discovered at the University
of Bheja. It's a condition called "WhatsApia".
The symptoms are:
1. Having an app called WhatsApp.
2. Constantly checking to see if you have
messages.
3. Checking if someone has been online and why
they haven't replied to you.
4. Anxiety that you must reply or the other
person will feel bad.
5. Expecting comments if you change your profile
pic and/or update your status.
6. Pretending to listen to someone, while busy
chatting on whatsapp.
7. First thing when you wake up needing your
dose of whatsapp.
8. Copying this message and pasting in other
groups.
The only treatment for it is to dump your smart
phone!

Best Valentines day gift

Specially for Valentine's day
.
.
Wife (waking up from her sleep): i
just had a dream that u bought me a
diamond necklace.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :)  😆
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹

Five undeniable facts of life


Five undeniable Facts
of Life :

1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price..!

2.
Best awarded words
in London ...
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"..!

3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on..!

4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it..!

5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!

Satya Nadella new CEO microsoft

Microsoft names Indian-born Satya Nadella new CEO.

After appointment
Bill Gates - Congrats Nady, you are the CEO










Nadella - wo sab thik hai par in-hand kitna aayega.


Satya nadella ceo microsoft

Dear Bill Gates,
It doesn't matter whether you make an Indian, Satya Nadella,  the CEO of Microsoft, we are still going to use pirated Windows only.

Thank you,
Indians

Jokes on wife

Shortest Joke :

Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)

            ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆

Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

           ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

           ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

           ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.  

        ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

           ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
     
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

           ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆

And now the latest & the best of all!!

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy himself!! .

Tuesday 4 February 2014

Male female mosquitoes

Wife: Wht r u doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

See the positive

Came across a lovely message. .sharing with you..

'Positives in Negatives'

A young woman was sitting at her dining table, worried about taxes to be paid, house-work to be done and to top it all, her family was coming over for Thanks giving the next day. She was not feeling very thankful at that time.

As she turned her gaze sideways, she noticed her young daughter scribbling furiously into her notebook.

"My teacher asked us to write a paragraph on "Negative Thanks giving" for homework today."

said the daughter

"She asked us to write down things that we are thankful for, things that make us feel not so good in the beginning, but turn out to be good after all."

With curiosity, the mother peeked into the book. This is what her daughter wrote:

"I'm thankful for Final Exams, because that means school is almost over.
I'm thankful for bad-tasting medicine, because it helps me feel better.
I'm thankful for waking up to alarm clocks, because it means I'm still alive."

It then dawned on the mother, that she had a lot of things to be thankful for!

She thought again…

She had to pay taxes but that meant she was fortunate to be employed. She had house-work  to do but that meant she had her own home to live in.
She had to cook for her family for Thanks giving but that meant she had a family with whom she could celebrate.

Moral:

We generally complain about the negative things in life but we fail to look at the positive side of it. What is the positive in your negatives?

Look at the better part of life this day and make it a great day"

See the positive!!!

Why to buy Valentines day gift

Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
where are the women?

Don't buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love...
Because no woman would die for love...

Wake up guys...

Jaago Boys jaago.

Monday 3 February 2014

IQ and English test

QUIZ TIME!!
IQ and ENGLISH TEST.

8-Questions.
8 Marks
Passing marks 5

Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Q2. Which alphabet is an insect?
Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body?
Q4. Which alphabet is a tool?
Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q6. Which alphabet is in geometry box?
Q7. Which alphabet is a source of salt?
Q8. Which alphabet is a vegetable?
Come back with ur answers !! 

Chromecast is now open to developers

Chromecast makes it easy to enjoy all of your favorite online content on a TV screen with the simple press of a button on your phone, tablet or laptop. We want to make it easier for that content to get to your TV, so today we’re releasing the Google Cast Software Development Kit (SDK) for developers who want to build Chromecast support into their apps and websites. For the rest of us, that means even more of our favorite movies, TV shows and music will become available on Chromecast as developers work with the SDK. Just be on the lookout for the cast button in your favorite apps and websites across Android, iOS and Chrome.
If you’re a developer looking to bring your content to the big screen, head on over to the Google Developers Blog for a deep dive into the nuts and bolts of it all. Meanwhile, for everyone else, a current list of apps that work with Chromecast can be found at chromecast.com/apps. Happy casting!

Posted by Ambarish Kenghe, Chromecast Product Manager and Cast Master

Get notifications from Google Now in Chrome

Your friend Steve’s flight from New York is delayed by an hour. Your favorite soccer team is up by one point with two minutes left. Your Chromecast has just shipped. If you're using Google Now, you'd already know all of that information without having to ask. Google Now already gives you the right information at the right time on Android and iOS. Starting this week, if you’re using Chrome beta, you will be able to receive your Google Now notifications via the notifications center on your Mac, Windows or Chromebook computer. To enable these notifications, simply sign in to Chrome with the same Google Account you’re using for Google Now on Android or iOS.

So the next time you’re finishing up emails at your desk, Google Now might suggest that you leave the office a bit early to beat the heavy traffic on the way to your dinner date. To view the notifications, click on the bell icon on your desktop (on Mac and Windows) or the numbered box (on Chromebook) to open the Chrome notification center.
To learn more about Google Now notifications in Chrome and how to configure your settings, please visit the Help Center. If you’re not already using Google Now on Android or iOS, head over here to get started. Google Now notifications in Chrome will just be available in English initially, with other languages supported soon. Let us know what you think in the comments!

Update 3/24/2014: Starting today and rolling out over the next few weeks, Google Now users in all languages will be able to get these notifications in all channels of Chrome. To enable this feature, simply sign in to Chrome with the same Google Account you’re using for Google Now on Android or iOS.

Travis Skare, Software Engineer and Always in the Know

Customer Service Credit card

Subject: Customer service

You will all love this, the brains behind the service centres

Note to self: Cancel credit cards prior to death!

Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die!
This is so priceless and so easy to see happening -
"Customer Service", being what it is today!

A lady died this past January and Barclays Bank billed her for February
and March for their annual service charges on her credit card
and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.
The balance which had been £0.00 is now somewhere around £60.00

A family member placed a call to Barclays Bank:

Family Member:
'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.'

Barclays:
'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member:
'Maybe, you should turn it over to Collections.'

Barclays:
'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member:
So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Barclays:
'Either report her account to the frauds division
or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member:
'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Barclays:
'Excuse me?'

Family Member:
'Did you just get what I was telling you ... the part about her being dead?'

Barclays:
'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member:
'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.'

Barclays:
'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member:
'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Barclays:
(Stammer) 'Are you her solicitor?'

Family Member:
'No, I'm her great nephew.'
(Solicitor info. given)

Barclays:
'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member:
'Sure.'
(fax number is given)

After they get the fax:

Barclays:
'Our system just isn't set up for death.
I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member:
'Well, if you figure it out, great!
If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care.'

Barclays:
'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'

Family Member:
'Would you like her new billing address?'

Barclays:
'That might help.'

Family Member:
'Plot Number 1049,
Finchley Memorial Cemetery,
Great North Road,
Finchley, London .'

Barclays:
'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member:
'Well, what the **** do you do with dead people on your planet?'

Santa Banta jokes

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.

---------------------------

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main
likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola:
"The"

---------------------------

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya
tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband :  'Sahan Shakti' 
---------------------------------------
Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......
Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati  Hospital ke  ICU  mein  hee milega....
-------------------------

Advantages of lost charger

Husband To wife - "Wow Darling.., The House is So clean..!!! Was the Whatsapp  Server down today...???"
Wife : No
Husband : (surprised !!!)
Wife : I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it...

Saturday 1 February 2014

Answers to Guess the Cars Model and Brands Names Whatsapp quiz

Question of Guess the Cars Model / Brands Names whatsapp quiz
Answers to Guess the Car Companies / Cars Model / Brands Names Whatsapp quiz

1. Suzuki
2. Duster
3. Ambassador
4. City (Honda City)
5. Tata
6. I10
7. Santro (Sun + Trash)
8. Fortuner
9. Logan
10. Chevrolet
11. Wagon R
12. Endavour
13. Superb (Skoda Superb)
14. Wolksvagon
15. Walkswagon Polo
16. Sunny
17. Renault
18. Maruti