Whatsapia

What's WhatsApia ?
There's a new illness discovered at the University
of Bheja. It's a condition called "WhatsApia".
The symptoms are:
1. Having an app called WhatsApp.
2. Constantly checking to see if you have
messages.
3. Checking if someone has been online and why
they haven't replied to you.
4. Anxiety that you must reply or the other
person will feel bad.
5. Expecting comments if you change your profile
pic and/or update your status.
6. Pretending to listen to someone, while busy
chatting on whatsapp.
7. First thing when you wake up needing your
dose of whatsapp.
8. Copying this message and pasting in other
groups.
The only treatment for it is to dump your smart
phone!