Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Five undeniable facts of life


Five undeniable Facts
of Life :

1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price..!

2.
Best awarded words
in London ...
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"..!

3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on..!

4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it..!

5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!

Satya Nadella new CEO microsoft

Microsoft names Indian-born Satya Nadella new CEO.

After appointment
Bill Gates - Congrats Nady, you are the CEO










Nadella - wo sab thik hai par in-hand kitna aayega.
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Satya nadella ceo microsoft

Dear Bill Gates,
It doesn't matter whether you make an Indian, Satya Nadella,  the CEO of Microsoft, we are still going to use pirated Windows only.

Thank you,
Indians

Jokes on wife

Shortest Joke :

Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
       (1) Mobile
       (2) Automobile
       (3) TV
       (4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.  

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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And now the latest & the best of all!!

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy himself!! .

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Male female mosquitoes

Wife: Wht r u doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer
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See the positive

Came across a lovely message. .sharing with you..

'Positives in Negatives'

A young woman was sitting at her dining table, worried about taxes to be paid, house-work to be done and to top it all, her family was coming over for Thanks giving the next day. She was not feeling very thankful at that time.

As she turned her gaze sideways, she noticed her young daughter scribbling furiously into her notebook.

"My teacher asked us to write a paragraph on "Negative Thanks giving" for homework today."

said the daughter

"She asked us to write down things that we are thankful for, things that make us feel not so good in the beginning, but turn out to be good after all."

With curiosity, the mother peeked into the book. This is what her daughter wrote:

"I'm thankful for Final Exams, because that means school is almost over.
I'm thankful for bad-tasting medicine, because it helps me feel better.
I'm thankful for waking up to alarm clocks, because it means I'm still alive."

It then dawned on the mother, that she had a lot of things to be thankful for!

She thought again…

She had to pay taxes but that meant she was fortunate to be employed. She had house-work  to do but that meant she had her own home to live in.
She had to cook for her family for Thanks giving but that meant she had a family with whom she could celebrate.

Moral:

We generally complain about the negative things in life but we fail to look at the positive side of it. What is the positive in your negatives?

Look at the better part of life this day and make it a great day"

See the positive!!!

Why to buy Valentines day gift

Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
where are the women?

Don't buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love...
Because no woman would die for love...

Wake up guys...

Jaago Boys jaago.