General Jokes

Bhakth :-  'Baba' Pyar karna Padta hai ya ho Jata Hai ?

Baba :- 'Beta'  Agar Ladki Khoobsurat ho aur Scooty pe ho... toh ho Jata Hai...
Agar Ladki Badsoorat ho aur Audi mein ho... toh karna padta hai.. 
At An Indian Railway Station,An American Doctor Got Heart Attack After Reading A Book's Name:"How To Become A Doctor In 30 Days? MRP  Rs.20/- Only.
Ek ladka aur ladki hotel mein gaye.
Waiter: Kya loge?
Ladki: Sabziyoo waali roti dena.
Waiter: What?
Ladka: Gaon ki hai, PIZZA maang rahi hai.