Husband calls from delhi

HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
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SERVANT picked the phone.

HUSBAND: Memsaab  se baat karao 

SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre 🚪mein hai

HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon 

SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu?
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HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko  Mai hold karta hoon 

After killing..🔪
SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu? 

HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa....
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SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
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HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai...??

SERVANT: Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai...

HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number  