Saturday 3 May 2014

Never Mess with Kids

Never Mess with Kids :

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The
man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".

Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?

Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask u a
question... Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer
excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?

Man: I don't know.

Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss
nuclear issues when you dont know shit.. 

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