John , Keith and the Widow

John decided  to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's  minivan and headed north.

After  driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible  blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the  attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend  the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out  there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm  recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours  will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't  worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And  if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The  lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and  settled in for the night.

Come  morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.  They enjoyed a great weekend of skii ng.

But about  nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an  attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he  finally determined that it was from the attorney of that  attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He  dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith, do you  remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at  on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?' 

'Yes, I do.' Said Keith.

'Did you, er,  happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the  house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Keith  said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have  to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give  her my name instead of telling her your  name?'

Keith's face turned beet red and he  said,
'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.'  'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me an estate of 50 million dollars.'

And you thought the ending would be different, didnt you?