Tuesday, 17 June 2014

We Indians are Unique

We Indians Are Unique    😎      

1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.  

2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.

3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair.😎

4. We thrive on street food and we don't get sick.

5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making.

6. We have all had secret boyfriends / girlfriends. We don't care about them cheating on us but we dread getting caught by each others parents. 

7. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother.  

8. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy.

9. We go on cleaning sprees only during eid or when we have guests coming over.

10. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses.  No exemption. 

11. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12. Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!

12. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she'll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.

13. We get embarrassed in front of our parents even when the word "sex" is written on a Form to specify gender.

14. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. "Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain."
😅

15. No matter if we are Convent educated.
When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.
🙊🙉🙈

16. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.

17. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work?

18. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.

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